In the United States, women’s nipples are not allowed to be seen in the media. These natural, life-sustaining features are deemed inappropriate — even to the point where pictures of breastfeeding were banned from Facebook.

But men’s nipples, those rather meaningless holdovers from at one point being a female zygote in the womb? Those are completely fine.

So, okay, let’s take advantage of that with an arena where the male nip is always slipped: professional wrestling aka sports entertainment.

And so I present to you the satirical yet serious Wrestlers’ Nipples.